Confessions of a Degreed Waitress: Not sure if i should be proud of this...

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Not sure if i should be proud of this...

I'm a little too skilled at tying my tie while driving.

[ degreed waitress ]

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[ degreed waitress ] is a 24-year-old Texan. A waitress for three years [ and now bartender for two years ], it's been nearly three years since she's felt remotely intellectually challenged. She can't wait to get out of this job [ AKA her beloved hellhole of a cheap restaurant ] to put her BBA in International Business -- and more importantly, her brain -- to use. But when the question "What do I want to do with my life?" elicits as much of a response as asking a new table of guests "How are you doing today?", she feels stuck until she manages to figure out her own dreams. So she spends her hours serving the massive hoards of idiots, cheapskates, and jerks who swarm to her tables and bar top. And then comes home to serve the Internets with stories of the amusements had / abuses suffered.

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Not sure if i should be proud of this...

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